Sweatshirt — "People: Absolute nightmare, would not recommend." Crewneck

Cocoon yourself in a quiet, witty kind of comfort. This crewneck carries a deadpan sense of humor—bold block lettering and a single filled star below the word “PEOPLE,” with the tiny caption “Absolute nightmare, would not recommend.” It reads like a private joke you can wear out: cozy, slightly sarcastic, and unexpectedly soft against the skin. The medium-heavy knit keeps its shape while the ribbed collar and cuffs add structure, so it feels like the kind of sweatshirt you reach for on slow mornings, late-night walks, or coffee runs when you want to keep the world at arm’s length. It sits cleanly under a coat or worn alone as the statement piece; the minimalist black-and-white palette keeps the look sharp and easy to pair.

Product features
- Embroidered options available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made from 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother fit and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton per US Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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